By Nick Papa
“You’ll never guess what your sister did this time,” said my mom’s annoyed voice in a message left on my phone last spring.
That afternoon, my mom was perplexed upon finding an e-mail from an unknown sender.
“Hello, Diane — click here to view my eHarmony profile!” Confused, she clicked the link, which brought her to the eHarmony home page of “Diane-to-meet-ya” (meant to sound like dying to meet you when read aloud).
Yes, my witty sister had taken it upon herself to sign up Diane, our single mother, for an eHarmony profile.