A guy and a girl walking through the Lassiter Student Center.
Girl: I don’t understand. Why would you kill someone you know?
Guy: I guess I just like to live dangerously.
A group of girls sitting in Jazzman’s.
Girl 1: I’m going to go to Core Crunch.
Girl 2: Why? You’re in great shape.
Girl 1: I just feel like I should crunch my core.
A girl on her cell phone walking from Jazzman’s across Olive toward the Rinker Green.
Girl: She didn’t know she should have worn gloves to clean the toilet. I called her a potty novice.