Two girls walking out of Desantis family chapel.
Girl #1: What’s the deal with Culture Week? Don’t they think we have enough culture already?
Girl #2: I know! If they would just go into any boys’ dorm room, they would find culture in every sneaker.
From a certain Bible professor, speaking to his class on his claim to fame.
Professor: “I want to be tagged in a story with the phrase ‘rugged good looks’ attached to my name. Then I will know that I have made it; I want to be in the Beacon or even the Bacon for that matter.
*Correction: previously said, “I have rugged good looks that’s now I know I have made it. I know I’ve made it if I make it in the Beacon… or the Bacon for that matter.”*
Girl #1: “I have an idea for a headline”
Girl #2: “Really? What is it?Girl #1: “Well I found it on the internet but here it is: ‘Everyone says that softball and baseball are the same things, but who plays with the bigger balls?’ What do you think?”
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